Wednesday, May 23, 2007

A little red.

Today whilst I was planting my seedlings in the vegetable garden, I stood up to crack my back and take a gander at my handiwork.

I slowly sauntered through the soft dirt in my bare feet, and stood at the top of the row, admiring its straightness.

I felt a little itchy, and seeing as no one was around AND I was wearing loose shorts, I decided to lift the wide leg of my shorts and scratch my bottom....I was wearing underwear, and at no point was the underwear shifted or lifted.

There I was having a gander and a scratch ... when something shiny caught my eye.

The milk truck. And the milk man.

9 comments:

Mom of 4 Busy Kids said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...you are the classiest girl I know. That's why I love you so much. LOL. Shoot, that's funny.

Mandalyn said...

Soooo funny! Doesn't it figure! You can't even scratch in privacy anymore!

Our 4 Munchkins...6 pigtales & a buzzcut! said...

LOL..I think I might be grining all day bout this. Way too funny. Im guessing you'll be checkin' for " Shiny things " next time you go scratchin.
hehe

Pam said...

Ha, ha! Sound's like something I would do!

TeaMouse said...

How red did you go?

CoachJ said...

That is hilarious!! Our next door neighbor loves to sit outside and I forget that alot. Especially when my boob falls out a little bit, and I need to re-adjust. Great. Or my panties are crawling a little too far up. Again, great. I can only wonder what he's thinking...and wondering what he's going to see next. Maybe you're the milk man's favorite gal, now!!

Mandalyn said...

I tagged you for a meme over at my place if you're interested! Still laughing over the milk man story!

Elizabeth said...

HOW FUNNY!!!! Not for you of course, but you brought a smile to my face (and probably the milkman's too!) :)

Jessica K said...

LOL! I am still laughing! XD