Friday, August 24, 2007

The Ostrich.


Here is my profile. My name is Osama The Ostrich. I weigh in at approximately 120 pounds, have a long neck and can run at top speeds. My favourite past time is scaring little children at the African Lion Safari, as I really have nothing better to do. My favourite snacks include cheesies and stale bread.

Ahhh, Here we are ...an unsuspecting group of four, 2 children, a driver and a lady with a camera. Perrrfect...lemme get a good look without them suspecting me. If I just raise my chin a little and just get a little closer here....


Hee hee...it's perfect ... already they're hooked, look at them stopped with their noses pushed against the windows trying to get as close as possible, before I peck those little eyes out!


AAAACCCKKK!!! peck, peck, snap, snap....come a little closer my pretty!!


And for the final phase of my plan, the STARE DOWN. Keep looking little one, keep looking. I will win, I tell you....


Ha-ha! Success....let the tears flow...they are but medals 'round my long neck, my pretty.



Off to find my next victim....sweet dreams ... I expect to see you again around midnight as I awake you in a cold sweat!! peck...peck...

1 comment:

Coach J said...

Ah, yes! Anything named Osama should give anyone nightmares!