Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Woe to the fat lady...

It's getting bigger. And bigger. The belly I mean.

These days I don't much feel like blogging as I know it'll just be a vent to my heightened pregnancy emotions, my fat pregnancy woes, and my super pregnancy cravings. You know, the boooooring stuff. So, instead, I sit read your blogs and feel much better about not having turned you all off with my ranting.

I look at my fingers as I type and I think of the Simpsons episode where Homer realizes he needs to type with the end of a pencil as his fingers are too thick... and when using them he types several letters at one time. asdf jkl;. doh. Honestly I don't really watch the Simpsons, but I gotta tell ya as of late, the big pot-bellied, donut eating, mind numbing cartoon man and I have waaaay too much in common.

I'm at 30 weeks and some moments I'm telling myself I better start enjoying this as it's probably our last, and other moments I'm secretly wishing for pre-term labour.

The waddling has begun, the pelvis has thrown itself open and my hips are snap-crackle-popping. It's quite amusing for others I'm sure...watching the fatty try to put her socks on. The groans alone are worth seeing the scaring image.

Anyway, I'm off to plunk down in the recliner and try to catch the tail end of Oprah...(gotta keep my goals high afterall...)

6 comments:

girlebert said...

Hey girl...,
I know at times the negative seems to outweigh the positive. But...., SINCE YOU KNOW..., You can just imagine cuddling your sweet little innocent, longing to be loved son or daughter. You can wake up at random wakings in the night and feed the child longing to be soothed. To know that you are the only one that will be able to comfort your child and love it more than anyone in the world is reward enough!!!
Enjoy your last few weeks babe!!

Dana said...

Holy smokes woman! 30 weeks already?!!? This pregnancy sure has flown by...for me! I cannot believe you only have 10 weeks to go. Believe me, I know how you feel. It'll all be over before you know it and then you'll be holding your sweet little bundle and this will all be a long ago memory. (Trust me, it'll seem like a sweeter memory once it's over) But, I do love to read your posts so feel free to pick up that pencil and type one out now and then! LOL

Frazzled Farm Wife said...

I loved your post....made me laugh and remember my pregnancies. Hany in there....not too much longer!

Elizabeth said...

You are a light- let me just tell you! Your sense of humor is just the best and you always make me laugh. Here, here with the "you are already 30 weeks?" Time surely does drag for us readers, although not for you, I'm sure!!!. Take it easy, enjoy reading those blogs, and enjoy watching Oprah :)

Pam said...

Aah, good times, good times.

Karen said...

Complain away, you've got every right. Pregnancy seriously bites. If it wasn't the best way to have children I probably would have opted out.