Conversations With a 2 year Old...

Mommy- 'Gabriel whats wrong??' (I asked this because he was standing very quietly in the corner)

Gabe - 'Nothing...it doesn't matter...'

M- 'Gabe....what's the matter?'

G - (Looking very sheepish..) 'Mommy?'

M- 'Yes?'

G - 'I put one boogey in my mouth, ... and ate it'

M- 'Oh.' 'Do you know why you shouldn't eat boogies?'

G - 'Yes. Because they are made of dirt,.....but they taste like salt...'

M - 'Ah.'